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Index Corporation announced that its cellphone ringtone site Sokuho Music Search (Sokuho = breaking news) provides a new version of ringtone collections "Hana Sukkiri Melody" (Hana Sukkiri = cleared up nostril).

"The ringtone will make a nose has resonant frequency with pollens adherent inside your nasal cavity, so eventually pollens fall down. "

Improved from the first version released in 2004, this new one has 27 variations of frequency from 420Hz to 1070Hz, one of which should fit your chamber size. You may access the download site with your Japanese cellphone by taking this QR code.

In spring Japan, there are many people suffered by pollen allergy of Japanese cedars, which were planted in the mountains around Japan after the war to expect its rapid growth, then neglected by decay of timber industry. {Via}

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I was lookin' and lookin' then I was laughin' and laughin'. Now, am just laughin'.

"Don't you love idiot writers who just make stuff up?."

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The snake who's hooked on cigarettes.
You don't want to deny Po the pit viper his regular morning cigarette - he's guaranteed to throw a hissy fit.

That's because the three-year-old reptile from Taipei in Taiwan has become hooked on nicotine, thanks to his owner Sho Lau's 20-a-day habit.

'He is very tame and one day when I threw a cigarette butt away he went for it and seemed to enjoy having it in his mouth,' said 33-year-old Lau.

'One thing led to another and before long he was having one cigarette in the morning and another at night.'

'He gets very agitated if I don't have any to spare,' he added. {Via}

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Publication Date	July 24, 2009
Page Count	61 pages
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