Yo, Tony, give me some of them hamburgers!

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American: can i have a double cheese burger, extra large fries and a super sized diet coke please? 

British: wtf? why are you getting all that crap then having a diet coke? why not just go all the way and kill yourself in one go?!!?!

mozza burger

the greatest burger ever, it can be purchased at A&W. Mozza cheese, bacon, tomato, and tons of other delicious ingredients. is better than a whopper or a big mac. much better.

If i lived close to an A&W, i know i would be morbidly obese simply because of the mozza burger.

Suicide Burger

Another name for Burger King's famous Quad Stacker burger. possibly the greatest burger known to man, but also the most unhealthy and dangerous. 4 meat patties, with 4 slices of cheese, strips of bacon strewn throughout, and some kind of sauce no one knows about. you'll probably die of a heart attack if you eat too many in a short amount of time.

last week, i walked down to BK and ordered a Suicide Burger.

Burger Baron

The greatest god damn burger shop in the whole fucking world. Nothing you have ever tasted, as far as burgers are concerned, will ever compare to the delicious amazing "soft but crispy" greatness of theBurger Baron Patty. The Restaurant is only a small business that is found in Edmonton, but there is one small store found in Kelowna. The buns are prepared in unconventional ways, using a "secret" sauce (mustard, ketchup, relish, and... well im not quite sure...) and it is guarantied to make your mouth water every time someone even mentions the name "Burger Baron".

Raymond: "Hey, you wanna get some Burger Baron tonight?"
Smith: "You fucking know it, that shit is the best!"

Hamburgerman

A comic book character created by none other than ME, Joseph. In the comics, Hamburgerman originated as a Wendy's Classic Single. But he was then super-sized and became Hamburgerman, and gained super powers. He flew away and landed at the Burger Cave(Burger King) and dedicated his life to fighting evil. Some of the villains he has battled include the Super Fry, The Six-Dollar Burger, but his greatest villain is Pizza Slice. Luckily his trusty sidekick, Pizza Boy, is always there to fight and drive the Pizzamobile. Hamburgerman has starred in 6 ground-breaking, award-winning seasons and is preparing for a seventh.

Hamburgerman defeated the Six-Dollar Burger in Season 2 with his ketchup blaster.

McDonalds

The greatest food in the world. Its fast, hot, and DELICIOUS. It's your fuckin problem if you get fat from it. Its called 'deal with it.'

burger king can kiss my a$$

eh

The greatest catchphrase ever

An lo! The Lord entered the burger joint, and wisenly spake, "Eeeeeeeeeh"

-Happy Days 3:14

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Diary of a Viagra housewife...

Day 1

Just celebrated our 25th wedding anniversary with not much to celebrate.When it came time to re-enact our wedding night, he locked himself in the bathroom and cried.

Day 2

Today, he says he has a big secret to tell me. He's impotent, he says, and he wants me to be the first to know. Why doesn't he tell me something I don't know! I mean, he actually thinks I haven't noticed.

Day 3

This marriage is in trouble. A woman has needs. Yesterday, I saw a picture of Nelson's Column and burst into tears.

Day 4

A miracle has happened! There's a new drug on the market that will fix his 'problem'. It's called Viagra. I told him that if he takes Viagra, things will be just like they were on our wedding night. I think this will work.I replaced his Prozac with the Viagra, hoping to lift something other than his mood.

Day 5

What absolute bliss!!.

Day 6

Isn't life wonderful but it's difficult to write while he's doing that.

Day 7

This Viagra thing has gone to his head. No pun intended! Yesterday, at Burger King, the manager asked me if I'd like a Whopper. He thought they were talking about him. But, have to admit it's very nice - I don't think I've ever been so happy.

Day 8

I think he took too many over the weekend. Yesterday, instead of mowing the lawn, he was using his new friend as a weed wacker. I'm also getting a bit sore down there.

Day 9

No time to write. He might catch me.

Day 10

Okay, I admit it. I'm hiding. I mean, a girl can only take so much. And to make matters worse, he's washing the Viagra down with neat whisky! What am I going to do? I feel tacky all over....

Day 11

I'm basically being screwed to death. It's like living with a Black and Decker drill. I woke up this morning hot-glued to the bed. Even my armpits hurt. He's a complete pig.

Day 12

I wish he was gay. I've stopped wearing make-up, cleaning my teeth or even washing but he still keeps coming after me! Even yawning has become dangerous...

Day 13

Every time I shut my eyes, there's a sneak attack! It's like going to bed with a scud missile... I can hardly walk and if he tries that "Oops, sorry" thing again, I'll kill the ******.

Day 14

I've done everything to turn him off.. Nothing is working. I even started dressing like a nun but this just seems to make him more horny. Help me!

Day 15

I think I'll have to kill him. I'm starting to stick to everything I sit on. The cat and dog won't go near him and our friends don't come over anymore. Last night I told him to go and **** himself and he did.

Day 16

The ******* has started to complain about headaches. I hope the bloody thing explodes. I did suggest he might try stopping the Viagra and going back on Prozac.

Day 17

Switched the pills but it doesn't seem to have made any difference...Christ! Here he comes again!

Day 18

He's back on Prozac. The lazy sod just sits there in front of the TV all day with that remote control in his hand and expects me to do everything for him. What absolute bliss!