He might as well make the most of his short "holiday" as he won't be quite as cocky with himself when he gets caught. By the time he gets out, his "little Princess" will be a bit too old to be sitting on Santa's knee!....And when he mentions his "lovers" I'd bet he's talking about his boys in prison.

An escaped prisoner has celebrated his first Christmas on the run by taunting police with photos of himself on Facebook.

On Christmas Day, Craig 'Lazie' Lynch, 28, even posted a photo of himself adorned in tinsel, making a rude gesture and holding a turkey.

Lynch has been on the run from Suffolk's Hollesley Bay Prison since September but rather than hide from police he has regularly updated them on his movements via the social networking service. {Read on)