Wednesday, December 30, 2009

I wish that people like Hikmet Avedis existed so people like him can make people like me laugh so much.

Dan was a single guy living at home with his father and working in the family business. When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly father died, he decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.

One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful woman he had ever seen. Her natural beauty took his breadth away. 'I may look like just an ordinary man,' he said to her, 'but in just a few years, my father will die and I'll inherit 20 million dollars.'

Impressed, the woman obtained his card and three days later, she became his stepmother.

Women are so much better at estate planning than men. And that is why women always top men at whatever they do!