Someone, somewhere, will look great in these. I’m hoping that someone is you, or that you can be suckered into buying them by a girl ...

...you’re trying to bed.
Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A&M University has invented a bra that
keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric when cold weather sets in.






At a news conference, after announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.