Friday, May 22, 2009

Bumper to bumper, Butt to Butt, Get Off My Ass You Crazy Nut!

patch mosaic, Feb 25 2005Image by Genista via Flickr

Two priests are in a Vatican bathroom using the urinals.

One of them looks at the other one's penis and notices there's a Nicobate patch on it.

He looks at the other priest and says, 'I believe you're supposed to put that patch on your arm or shoulder, not your penis.'

The other one replies, 'It's working just fine. I'm down to two butts a day.'