Wednesday, August 22, 2007

Pearls of Wisdom

When I was married 25 years, I took a look at my wife one day and said,"honey, 25 years ago we had a cheap apartment, a cheap car, slept on a sofa bed and watched a 10-inch black and white tv, but I got to sleep every night with a hot 25-year-old blond."Now we have a $500,000 home, a $45,000 car, nice big bed and plasma screen tv, but i'm sleeping with a 50-year-old woman. It seems to me that you are not holding up your side of things."

My wife is a very reasonable woman. She told me to go out & find a hot 25-year-old blonde, and she would make sure that I would once again be living in a cheap apartment, driving a cheap car, sleeping on a sofa bed and watching a 10-inch black and white tv.