Wife, Meat, Eggs, Blowjob?
A: The Blowjob.
You can beat your wife, your eggs, or your meat; but you just can't beat a blowjob.
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A woman was going to marry one of those guys that want a virgin. Since she was not, she went to a doctor to reconstruct her hymen. The doctor told her that would cost around $500, but there was another way that will cost only $50.
The woman agreed to try the cheap way, paid the money, and the doctor worked on her for several minutes.
After the "first night" the woman came back to the doctor and told him that it was perfect. The pain, the blood, everything was there. And she asked him how he did it.
"I tied your pubic hair together," he answered.