Monday, August 8, 2011

Teri Ore, Teri Ore, Teri Ore, Hai yeddyuRappa…Teri Ore, Teri Ore, Teri Ore -The Ballad Of BS Yeddyurappa


Yeddy saw the Iron Ore
He stole it, became a Chor
Sold it, the $$ started to Pour
He made many a Crore

He wanted More
Became an Iron Whore
The Governor started to Bore
Yeddy attacked with a Gore

There was Blood
Of Allegations there was a Flood
On Yeddy there was thrown Mud
Plans to remove him were a Dud

He sang I am Dabangg, Hud
I am the Stud
Everything is Fine
The Iron is Mine

There was a No Confidence Motion
For that money was the Lotion
The MLA’s were Bought
No one could be Caught

The Congress tried to Scream
To make Yeddy resign was their Dream
Yeddy depended on the Brothers Reddy
To keep his Chief Ministership very very Steady

Then came along Justice Hegde
That’s what began Yeddy’s bad Day
He screamed “ Help, Mayday”
Not being CM anymore meant Canceling Payday

 Iron was exported in ships from the Port
That’s what was written in the Lokayukta Report
Yeddy didn’t dare go to Court
In Bangalore he wanted to hold Fort

The Media started to Spout
Yeddy decided to show his Clout
He repeated the same Line
“I will not Resign ”

Finally the time Came
For Yeddy things wouldn’t be the Same
There was a lot of Drama
Yeddy went to the Temple and shouted “Rama, Rama”

Neither Rama nor Krishna heard his Cry
All Yeddy could do was Try
Yeddy’s Bheja was getting Fry
His options were getting Dry

Yeddy started to Yell
Losing the chair was Hell
But the time had Come
Yeddy in despair needed the Rum


There was no Choice
No one heard his Voice
All his rants were just Noise

As he waved the ‘V’ Sign
All he could do was Resign
Later Yeddy came and met Me
He asked me Sadly
Why he was forced to resign so Badly ?

“You fool” I Said Said
“Get this into your Head Head”

It was not Kumaraswamy who made you Resign
It was not the Reddy Brothers who made you Resign
It was not the Congress who made you Resign
It was not the Governor who made you Resign
It was not the BJP high command that made you Resign

Heck, it wasn’t even JUSTICE HEDGE who made you Resign

The only one who made YOU resign was YOU!!

You shouldn’t have stolen the Ore
Instead You kept saying “Yeh Dil Maange More”

MORE ORE MORE ORE
NOW CHIEF MINISTER NO MORE

You want to blame someone for losing Your Chair?
Look no further than the one in the mirror You Stare.