But Darling

There once was a service man who toured the Middle East and married a beautiful little Japanese doll.

He brought her back to the States and they were very happy.

He always enjoyed looking at her rear end and telling her what a beautiful butt she had.

Every day it was, "Darling I love you and what a beautiful butt you have.

" Every night it was, "Darling I love you and what a beautiful butt you have.

"Well his birthday was getting close and she wanted to surprise him with a tattoo on her rear end that said, "Beautiful Butt. "

So she finds a reputable tattoo artist and explains what she wants.

Well the artist asks her to turn around and after a brief pause says, "There is no way I can get "Beautiful Butt " on your tiny little beautiful butt.

" But I can put a nice "B " on each cheek which will stand for "Beautiful Butt.

"A bit disappointed, she agrees and leaves with her B's .

Well the big day arrives and after a candle light dinner, gifts, and a sip of brandy, she appears in the bedroom in her birthday suit, turns around and bends over.

Quickly sitting up he exclaims, "Darling I love you, but who the hell is Bob? "