An American tourist pulls over the Hertz car in the middle of nowhere for a pee. Suddenly a bloke jumps out from behind a tree, pointing a shotgun at him. “Pull yourself off”, he orders.
“What?”
“Masturbate. Right now!”
Nervously, the tourist obliges.
“Now, do it again”.
“I can’t do it again”
“DO it again!”
So the tourist masturbates for a second time.
“Okay, once more”
“I couldn’t do it once more, no matter what. You may as well shoot me.”
“No, that’s fine. Now you can give my sister a lift to the next town.”