Monday, March 14, 2011

God Attacking Japan Because Of Tentacle Porn, 4chan

First there was the earthquake. One of the five biggest that has ever been recorded in history. Then the tsunami came, destroying the coastal cities and killing possibly thousands. Now there are explosions at nuclear plants. There is no doubt Japan is being smote.
I wouldn’t be surprised if these were only the first three of seven plagues to be cast upon them.  The question has never been ‘if’ God would smite them, merely what for and how  often. Here are a few reasons Japan is being smote as we speak.