Monday, October 11, 2010

Biology teacher in school - "There're only two things that smell of fish. One of them is fish"

Painting from Manafi al-Hayawan (The Useful An...Adam and Eve are chillin' in the Garden of Eden while God's walking around doing His deity thang. Adam starts to notice what bodacious curves Eve has and Eve starts to notice what studly edges Adam has. One thing leads to another and suddenly they're hella bumping uglies right there on the green, green grass. After an unspecified amount of time, they fall back to rest. Panting, Adam looks over to Eve and says "That was amazing! Want to do it again?" Eve says "Of course, just give me a second to clean up" and gets up and walks to a nearby river just beyond the treeline. At that moment, God walks by and sees Adam. "Hey Adam, how's things?" He asks. Adam replies "Oh, nothing much, we just invented sex?" "Right on!" God commends, "Where's Eve at?" Adam points at the treeline "She's at the river cleaning up." God yells out many divine obscenities and angrily says "Dammit Adam, now ALL the fish are going to smell like that!"