Wednesday, September 15, 2010


A husband and wife were sitting watching a TV program about psychology 
that was explaining the phenomenon of mixed emotions.

The husband turned to his wife and said, “Honey, that's a bunch of crap. I bet 
you can’t tell me something that will make me both happy and sad at the 
same time.” 
She replied: “Out of all your friends, you have the BIGGEST PENIS.”


A man and a woman were having dinner in a fine restaurant.

Their waitress , taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed that the man was slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.

The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.

Still, the woman dining across from him appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware that her dining companion had disappeared.

After the waitress finished taking the order, she came over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."

The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No he didn't.  He just walked in the door."