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Chelsea: What the hell did I just swallow?

Charlie: A one-bedroom condo.

Chelsea: What?

Charlie: I put a diamond ring in your champagne glass!

Chelsea: Why?

Charlie: What do you mean, "why?" I was gonna propose and I had no idea you'd chug it like a Jell-O shot!

Chelsea: That was a ring I just swallowed?!

Charlie: Hey, who drinks champagne like that?

Chelsea: I was thirsty! Stop yelling at me!

Charlie: How in God's name could you swallow it so easily?!

Chelsea: Hey, that's one of the things you love about me!