Two women were having lunch together, and discussing the merits of cosmetic surgery. The first woman said, “I need to be honest with you, I’m getting a
boob job.” The second woman responded, “Oh, that’s nothing. I’m thinking of
having my asshole bleached!” “Whoa,” replied the first woman. “I just can’t
picture your husband as a blonde!”
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A couple take in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could have a bath but the woman of the house told her they
didn't have a bath but if she wanted to she could use a tin bath in front of
the fire....... "Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said.
The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday....
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled
the bath and watched the girl get undressed.
She was surprised to see that the lass didn't have any pubic hair.
She mentioned this to her husband when he came home.
He didn't believe her, so she said: "Next Monday, don't go to darts. I'll leave a gap in the
curtains so you can see for yourself."
So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: "Do you shave?"
"No," replied the girl.
"I've just never grown any hairs down there. Do you have hair?"
"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she showed the girl that indeed, a great bush indeed.
When the girl went to bed the husband came in, and the wife asked: "Did you see it?"
"Yes," he said, "but why the hell did you have to show her yours."
"Why not?" she said. "You've seen it before."
"I know," he said, "but the darts team hadn't!"
