Saturday, July 3, 2010

Paddy Murphy's Babies

Paddy Murphy went to the hospital as his wife was having a baby. Upon arriving, the Nurse says 'Congratulations, your wife has had quins - 5 big healthy baby boys.' Paddy says, 'I'm not surprised, I have a Willie on me like a chimney.' The nurse replies, 'You'll need to get it cleaned then because the babies are all black.'