A Cow, an Ant and an Asshole are debating on who is the greatest of the three of them.
Cow: I give 50 litres of milk every day and that's why I am the greatest!!
Ant: I work day and night, summer and winter, I can carry 52 times my own weight and that's why I am the greatest!!
Why are you scrolling down? It's your turn to say something
...Asshole