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As a plane is losing power, a Pilot comes over the intercom and says:

"Sorry it had to come down to this folks, but we've already let the luggage go and the plane continues to lose speed." "I hate to have to do this, but we're going to have to start releasing some passengers."

*GASPS

Captain: "It only seems fair that we do this in alphabetical order so we'll start with the letter "A."" "Are there any Africans on the plane?"

*SILENCE

"Any Africans???"

*SILENCE

"OK, B." "Are there any Blacks on the Plane?" "Any Black people?"

Nobody responds.

"OK People, we're on C." "Are there any colored people on the plane?

Silence again, but a small child leans over to his mom and says: "Momma, aren't we African American, Black, and Colored?"

His mom turns to him and says: "TODAY honey, we are Niggers, let them Mexicans go first!"

So the little black kid turns to the Mexican kid sitting next to him and laughs... But the Mexican kid just laughs back and says: "I'm a Wetback, get ready to jump Nigger!"