Tuesday, April 27, 2010

A nurses story

A very tired nurse walks into a bank, totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.
Preparing to write a check, she pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse
And tries to write with it.

When she realizes her mistake, She looks at the flabbergasted teller -
without missing a beat, she says:
'Well, that's great....that's just great...  Some asshole's got my pen'