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There are 4 types of sounds made by girls during love making
1.Asthmatic girl = aaahhhh aaahhhh aaahhhhh
2. Obedient girl = ooohyesss ooohyess ooohyesss
3. Demanding girl = ooh more ooh more ooh more
4. Religious girl = oh my god oh my god oh my god.
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Immigration Officer asked Korean Refugee:
Imm. Officer: Name?
Korean Refuge: Pak Yu
Immigration Officer: Angry...shouts back F**K U.
Now tell me your full name!
Korean Refugee: PAK YU TU.
