The Pecker Stretcher

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Two friends Tim(white dude) and Tyrone(black dude) meet at a local Fitness Center. After several hours of a hard work-out and working up a sweat, they decide to hit the shower.

After showering, Tim says to Tyrone, "You know, I always wondered, why is it most all black dudes have big penises?"

Tyrone replies, "I don't know about the other Black men, but what worked for me was, when I was around 5 or 6 years old. My mother used to tie a short piece of string at the end of my penis, then tie a rock at the other end of string. After several years of this , my pecker stretched."

Tim says, " Hey, you think it would work for me!"
Tyrone says,"Hell, It might, give it a try."

Well, several months go by and they meet up again at the Fitness Center.

Tyrone asked," Well, how is it going with your pecker, Is it working for you."

Tim excitedly says," Yeah!, I think it's working?, it's starting to turn Black!"