Tuesday, July 21, 2009

Tales calculated to drive you Mad

The first issue of Mad.Image via Wikipedia

The Lady Reporter: 'Good evening, sir. I am here to collect information on the possible sources of Mad Cow Disease. Can you offer any reason for this disease?'

The Farmer stared at the reporter and said: 'Do you know that a bull mounts a cow only once a year?'

Reporter (obviously embarrassed): 'Well, sir, that's a new piece of information, but what's the relation between this phenomenon and Mad Cow Disease?'

Farmer: 'And, madam, do you know that we milk a cow twice a day?'

Reporter: 'Sir, this is really valuable information, but what about getting to the point?'

Farmer: 'I am getting to the point, madam. Just imagine, if I was playing with your tits twice a day and only screwing you once a year, wouldn't you get mad?' The program was never aired...