Monday, September 29, 2008

Quick management lessons

contributed By:The Fun blog

> Lesson 1
> A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her
> shower, when the doorbell rings.
> The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs.
> When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbour.
> Before she says a word, Bob says, 'I'll give you $800 to drop that towel.'
> After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in
> front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her $800 and leaves.
> The woman wraps back up in the towel and goes back upstairs.
> When she gets to the bathroom, her husband asks, 'Who was that?'
> 'It was Bob the next door neighbour,' she replies.
> 'Great,' the husband says, 'did he say anything about the $800 he owes
> me?'
> Moral of the story
> If you share critical information pertaining to credit and risk with your
> shareholders in time, you may be in a position to prevent avoidable
> exposure.
> Lesson 2
> A priest offered a Nun a lift.
> She got in and crossed her legs, forcing her gown to reveal a leg.
> The priest nearly had an accident.
> After controlling the car, he stealthily slid his hand up her leg.
> The nun said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
> The priest removed his hand. But, changing gears, he let his hand slide up
> her leg again.
> The nun once again said, 'Father, remember Psalm 129?'
> The priest apologized 'Sorry sister but the flesh is weak.'
> Arriving at the convent, the nun sighed heavily and went on her way.
> On his arrival at the church, the priest rushed to look up Psalm 129. It
> said, 'Go forth and seek, further up, you will find glory.'
> Moral of the story
> If you are not well informed in your job, you might miss a great
> opportunity.