Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Weird Motherfuckers Roundup

Man hires stripper for dad's funeral Thursday, March 13, 2008

A Taiwanese man hired an erotic dancer to perform at his 103-year-old father's funeral.

The stripper danced in front of Cai Jinlai's coffin for more than ten minutes at the funeral in Taizhong town. Son, Cai Ruigong, paid her more than £80 to dance in memory of his late father.

Cai Ruigong says he promised his father a stripper for his funeral if he lived beyond the age of 100. Cai Jinlai passed away at the age of 103 after a three mile walk into town to vote. He was the oldest person in his village and had more than 100 descendants. His son said his father was famous locally for his interest in strip clubs: "He would travel around the island with his friends to see these shows," he added. ananova

Angered boy takes man's car
Teen solicited for sexual acts
Melissa Pinion-Whitt, Staff Writer
Article Launched: 03/13/2008 12:58:59 AM PDT

VICTORVILLE - A 16-year-old boy who was solicited by a man for sex acts became so angered by the proposition that he punched the man in the face and carjacked him, sheriff's deputies said.

San Bernardino County sheriff's deputies arrested the boy and the man who they said solicited him, 22-year-old Terry Richardson.

"Sometimes one wrong is reciprocated by another wrong and it creates a situation where both people are guilty of doing something illegal, unfortunately," said sheriff's spokeswoman Karen Hunt.

It was a case of victim-turned-suspect when Richardson pulled alongside the boy near Seventh Street and Desert Knoll Drive about 4:30 p.m. Tuesday.

He handed the boy a note, soliciting him for sex acts, sheriff's officials said.

Deputies weren't sure of everything that happened next, but they said the boy became angry and punched the man in the face.

The boy's rage frightened Richardson enough to cause him to run from his car.

That's when the boy decided to get revenge, deputies said.

"When the guy left his car, his general attitude was `I'm going to show him and I'm going to take his car,"' Hunt said.

Richardson called the Sheriff's Department after the boy drove from the scene.

A deputy heading to the scene spotted the boy and the stolen Honda CRV several blocks away. The boy was pulled over, arrested on suspicion of carjacking and booked into Juvenile Hall in Apple Valley.