The Italian says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with the finest olive oil, then we made passionate love and I made her scream
non stop for five minutes."
The Frenchman says: "Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with special aphrodisiac oil, and then we made passionate love. I made her scream for fifteen minutes straight."
The Indian says: "That's nothing. Last night I massaged my wife all over her body with a special butter. I caressed her entire body with the butter, and then made love and I made her scream for two long hours after wards."
The Italian and Frenchman, astonished, asked, "Two hours,that too afterwards! phenomenal! How did you do it to make her scream for two hours?" ...
The Indian: "I wiped my dick on the curtains.