Oh dear, oh dear. Not what I was aiming for.

Wanting to lose weight, a 55 year-old man joined a special exercising program at his local gym. It was not the most affordable but it came with guaranteed results. It came in three stages. Each stage would consist of training for two weeks and would conclude with a test.
After the first two weeks of training, it was time for the first test:
"For stage number 1," the muscular trainer said, "you will run after that 33 year old woman. If you catch her, you can have sex with her."
"Easy!" the man thought, and ran after her.
Upon completion of week 4, the man was presented with the second test:
"This time you'll run after that curvaceous 22 year old. If you catch up to her, she's yours."
The man couldn't believe his good luck... and off he went.
Then came the end of the program and the time to show how much progress he had made. Plus, he was ready to reap the rewards of his hard work.
"You have shown great fortitude and endurance. There has never been a trainee as enthusiastic as you. You are definitely ready for the big test."
The man was almost shaking from the excitement. The trainer continued...
"Take 20 steps in any direction that you want, and when I say go, you can start running."
The man was puzzled. "But who am I running after?"
The trainer grinned from ear to ear and said, "No one. If I catch you..."

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