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In college, we had a square living room with two couches arranged along the walls in an "L" shape. In the dead center of the ceiling there was a light fixture. My roommates and I were all complete potheads. We tied one end of a properly measured piece of fishing line to the light fixture and the other end to a small rubber band. We then slid the rubber band over one of the glass bowls we used to smoke. The rubber band ensured that it remained upright and didn't spill its contents in flight. This allowed us to swing the bowl around the room to each other without anyone having to so much as lean forward to pass it. It was the essence of lazy but also rather ingenious.
Inspired this story
I heard about a party once (friend of a friend) around Christmas time. There was an inflatable Christmas tree which had been filled with helium and would therefore float around the room bearing (I think) an ashtray.
This would probably change a life.
I had smoked out of gravity bongs made from a 2-liter soda bottle and a bucket of water a number of times. In the heat of the moment sometimes, right before your lungs explode, you would push down a bit too hard and get a mouthful of crappy water. That is until one summer, at a friend's shore house, I saw one rigged up with a ping-pong ball floating inside the 2-liter bottle. When you pushed down on the bottle, the ping-pong ball stayed afloat on top of the water and plugged the hole perfectly once the hit was over preventing any water from escaping. This has nothing to do with laziness but I thought it was damn smart and creative.
More on the lazier side
My bus for school came and my mom left for work at almost the exact same time. Every morning I would leave a small crack in my window, go upstairs and head out the door. My mom would drive by me standing at the bus stop on her way to work, and as soon as she was out of sight I'd walk back to my house, climb back into my bedroom window, and go back to bed. It worked every day for months. I can't believe how long it took before the school finally called my mom.
I check a parcel's tracking information online to see whether it's been delivered instead of going out to look in the mailbox.
