We're Not Kidding...
Gary Aldridge either planned on finding Jesus or had some serious sexual kinks.
The Alabaman reverend and died last July of "accidental mechanical asphyxia". Or, that's what the reports are saying.
Smoking Gun grabbed the autopsy report and there's more to the story. Also, the Liberty University graduate and Jerry Falwell flack really, really liked leather:
[Aldridge] was found hog-tied and wearing two complete wet suits, including a face mask, diving gloves and slippers, rubberized underwear, and a head mask, according to an autopsy report. Investigators determined that Rev. Gary Aldridge's death was not caused by foul play…
If you think that's nuts, Aldridge had a dildo in his ass. Don't worry, though, he used a condom.
Aldridge's flock at Thorington Road Baptist Church would like everyone to "refrain from speculation". Unfortunately we don't have to…