Thursday, December 22, 2011

HOW DO PAKISTANIS NAME THEIR BABY BOYS?


If he smiles
Ismail

If he has only one hair
Iqbal

If he has one hair on the ear
Iqbal Khan

If he has one hair on the bum
Ass If Iqbal

If he shakes his dads ding dong
Sheik-abbu-da-lulla

If he shakes his moms boobs
Sheik - Maa boob

If he is born with an erection
Fuckruddin.

How to name your kids as if you are a Mallu Christian