If he smiles
Ismail
If he has only one hair
Iqbal
If he has one hair on the ear
Iqbal Khan
If he has one hair on the bum
Ass If Iqbal
If he shakes his dads ding dong
Sheik-abbu-da-lulla
If he shakes his moms boobs
Sheik - Maa boob
If he is born with an erection
Fuckruddin.
How to name your kids as if you are a Mallu Christian