1. Seventy ways to make a woman happy: No. 1 is shopping & the rest is '69'.2. We had a girl to stay; her name was Virginia . We called her Virgin for short, but not for long.
3. Father in Church: An hour's pleasure is not worth a lifetime of disgrace. Any questions?
Someone yelled: Tell me how do you make it last an hour?
4. Whenever you see a woman and an opportunity - don't screw the opportunity!
5. What is Fashion Designing?
Too many brains working on too little clothes with too many ideas on how to cover two little areas.
6. What is d similarity between doing sex & doing surgery?
Skill is more important than the instrument...
7. I'm not a Gynecologist, but I wouldn't mind having a look.
8. What is Female Viagra ?
Jewellery.
9. An old woman calls the Police department and says: I have a sex maniac in my apartment. Pick him up in the morning!
10. The saddest part of a Man's body is his Balls.
The Lord Almighty sentenced them to: Hang Till Death!
11. Girl: Xcuse me brother, that's my seat.
Boy: OK! But I'm not your brother, my father never made it with your mom.
Girl: True, but my father did !
12. Why are condoms transparent?
So that sperms can at least enjoy the scene, even if their entry is restricted...!
13. Sex n shopping have one thing in common: In both the cases, men start sweating in 15 minutes n women want to go on and on and on and on!
14. How do you define a virgin?
On the Verge but not in!
15. What is the definition of a Lesbian?
Yet another damn woman trying to do a man's job!!
